The Story of Hindu Priests, Ustad and Lawyers [Jokes]

A Hindu priest, cleric and lawyer were driving out of town. Unfortunately, their car broke down in a rather remote village. It was late evening, fortunately they found a farmhouse nearby.

The farmer is happy to entertain them. However, he told me that he only had one room, and only fit two more people. They may stay overnight, but one of them must sleep in the barn next to the cage.

After discussion, the Hindu priest volunteered to go to the warehouse. The farmer invited them to get ready for bed.

A few moments later, there was a knock on the door of the room. Farmers open the door. In front of the door stood the Hindu Pandita. He explained that there were cows in the stable. Cows are sacred animals to him and he cannot possibly sleep in a stable with cows.

Ustad then moved to the stable, volunteering to replace the pandita. They all returned to get ready to sleep. But before long, the farmer's door was knocked again. Farmer opened the door, before him appeared Ustad. Ustad explained that there was a pig in the stable and that it was impossible to spend the night in a barn with pigs.

They turned to lawyers. Grumbling, the lawyer said that he would sleep in the warehouse. They were again ready to sleep.

A few moments later there was a knock at the door. Farmers are getting annoyed by the reasons lawyers might give. He opened the door. It turns out that the knocks are cows and pigs!

Source: ketawa.com

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